The left-side story
This is the story of the left side of a website. I´m bored, and got nothing to do. I am all alone, and would love to chat with someone.
The right-side story
I totally agree with my left side buddy. Nothing ever happens on the flanks. Why is that? Maybe the editor has a preference for top stories or bottom news. I think we should file a complaint, but I don´t know to who. Any ideas?